Many people would have given their right arm for this vehicle on the day the virus hit England… if a gurgling Stinker hadn’t already gnawed it off. However, a traveller from Windsor Great Park who arrived at the Cissbury Ring encampment late yesterday evening reliably informed us she has seen no less than THREE of these vehicles undergoing adaption and maintenance on Crown land. Our guess is that they were either in the country for publicity purposes or had been purchased by the military before the outbreak.
Whilst England’s thoroughfares are in the main impassable, littered with the burnt-out husks of cars and festooned with the green tendrils of a landscape reclaiming what is rightfully hers, this little beauty will mow down everything in its path, from hedgerows to the undead. As horses prove ever more reliable today, Baron Cissbury is more than a little excited at the prospect of seeing – or indeed driving – one of these iron steeds for himself (all 400 horses of it!). Oh, and if you thought a Humvee would probably do in the circumstances, think again: