Okay, Baron Cissbury here. If anyone has any antibiotics and are local, please try to get them to us here: 50.860141,-0.379320 . There’s a little lad called Noah who was bitten by a fox yesterday, he’s really quite ill and is getting feverish. He spent the night in the quarantine pits to be on the safe side (if he’d been bitten by a zombie he’d have been executed already – its been over a year since the zombie plague broke out, but I’m still not taking any chances). He seems to be going downhill. Can you help?
- @BrianDunning @TelegraphNews (also justified if you’ve got a book to hawk) sent: 2 weeks ago
- @mr_wheatley Nice one geezer. I'll prod him. sent: 10 months ago
- @mr_wheatley Hello mate, hope you're doing good things. Is Games Evening available anywhere? Used to be on Vimeo but got 404'd. sent: 10 months ago