Christmas isn’t what it used to be, let’s face it. Do you remember when supermarkets unsubtly put Christmas crackers up for sale at the end of August? What about photocopying your arse at all those office parties? Or watching Christmas TV through a fug of egg-nog and turkey-sweats?
Happy times indeed, but whatever Christmas means to you today in the post-apocalyptic zombie-pus-encrusted winter landscape, you can enter the Baron’s competition to win a signed copy of ‘Breaking News: an Autozombiography’ for Christmas, and it couldn’t be easier!
Simply leave a comment at the end of this post, and the winner will be drawn and announced on Christmas Eve, at 1800 GMT. Delivery will be attempted in the New Year! Good luck!